Saturday, April 09, 2005

Nice Quotes

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men.
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE



Beauty is only a light switch away..
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC


If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC

Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's
"Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC


At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust
on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York, New York.

If pro is opposite of con,
then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom
House of Representatives, Washington, DC

Express Lane:
Five beers or less.
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.

No wonder you always go home alone..
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

Comments:
Hahaha! Very nice indeed :)
 
Loved the Men's Room quotes!

Especially this one:
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC


Cracked me up!

Gigi, shitfully ;|
 
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea!!! I worked there when I was living in Tucson.

And Ed Debevick's in Phoenix is quite possibly the most delicious place you could ever hope to dine. Food-wise, it's Johnny Rockets; that's not the important bit. The best thing about this place is the service. The waiters and waitresses are intentionally BEYOND rude to their customers. If you don't like it, they'll kindly (not) escort you to the door with a 'Don't let the door hit 'ya' on their smirky lil' faces.

Ah, Arizona. I miss you.

So, yeah. Nice quotes.

N.
 
Armand's Pizza... YUM!
 
Oh wow! SheW & Zaydoun, i thought this might be fabricated
 
You seem to have missed some of them.

Here's a favorite: "Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
 
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