Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Annoying Sons of Bitches (A.SOBs)



Definition:

A.SOBs are men who annoy the hell out of me via their behaviour, attitude, and language. These men tend to stare at you with no shame, with focus on your most rounded parts (in spite of what you are wearing), they tend to play (adjust) with themselves again with no shame; they also tend to have overly positive self images (that is: they believe they are the answer to all your fantasies).

How to avoid A.SOBs:

Avoid public places, avoid eye contact with all men (just in case), and avoid answering any number that is not saved on your phone. Avoid flying Kuwait Airways (many of them work there), avoid Al-Mubarakia, Baladia (Municipality) Ministry of Interior, Ministry of (Mis)Information (many of them work there too).

How to deal with A.SOBs:


On foot:

If they walk into your office claiming that they have some business and they do not, then ask them immediately for their full name, position in the entity they claim to work in, and their manager’s name. They feed on making women nervous, so when you act confident they don’t know what to do and they leave.

In your car:

If you get followed by an A.SOB, drive towards your area calmly, and then stop in front of your police station honking your horn.

Comments:
so your solution to a.sobs and a.bs is to stay home and not go out.. i don't think khazna would like to be trapped at home..

therefore one must use powers to set up a.bs with a.sobs and the roads would clear for the rest of us visiting mbarikiya..
 
Bravo Sheba

*applause*

I would like to add more. Another kind of A.SOBs.

A.SOB could be your husband, your boyfriend and in some cases he could be your own brother.

He would degrade you to prove he's right. He would never admit he's wrong.

His joy is in making you feel less of yourself.

He's never willing to compliment you even when he knows he SHOULD.

He'll always disagree with you even if he secretly have the same openion. He enjoys these clashes.

He's awfully selfish

He lives to "catch" you doing something wrong.

He's one hell annoying son of a bitch
 
great tips & definitions

I always wonder, what posseses a human being to wake up in the morning, get out of bed and be a raging SOB to random women? Is it their childhood, the repression, or is simply because they CAN get away with it?
 
papillona got it right,

sheba I love this post too ;p
 
I'm not too sure about your "in your car" solution as I've heard stories of police officers flirting and threatening with writing tickets! @_@
 
Loved those definitions!
 
Notice how most of them travel in packs? I can handle confrontation with one or two - no problem there, just remind them of their mothers - bas a whole pack is rather difficult.

Some guy used to block my car at KU everyday for a whole month and then try to follow me home - ya3ny inta wa7id fathy. I would rather he just be direct and come talk to me so I can just tell him I'm not interested - hal 7arakat are not endearing.

We've come to a stage in Kuwait society where a lot of the Kuwaiti girls will talk to boys and give them a chance - so no need to be annoying. Just be direct with her and she'll give you a clear answer, and move on.
 
ya dilli ya dilli
 
looool wala mara fakart of stopping by il ma5far o honking my horn . . i just go home layma the ASOB e7is 3ala dama o yathlef :P

lol ppillona :))))))))

i liked it it was funny :D
 
geo,
lol ee khazna etmoot 3ala elswegga (btw, how does she commute?)

papillona,
hehe hathail il SOBs ma3indi khebra feehum al7amdila but thank you for your inputs :>>

CD,
I think they think its their right and yes they do get away with it, and i dont think its the childhood repression, its the lack of tarbiah (values).

Shopy,
7ayach Allah ;) Now that you know the definitions of ASOBs, you can obliterate them next time they come your way.

3baid,
the solution to that is to take the ticket, cuz along with it is the officer's name then call the MOI hotline (which rings at the undersecretary's office (ALOTHMAN) and is answered by very dutiful and helpful ladies) and COMPLAIN. But the makhfar works because they are policemen there and not traffic police.

sedna,
glad you did ;)

mcarabian,
was he even cute? That would scare the hell out of me.

catch-22,
hehe :*

q8ana,
hehe bess a true ASOB ma e7es 3ala damah 3ashan chethee u must take drastic measures! ;p
 
Sheba, inshallah 3omrich mat3arfeenhom. (hathi da3wa 7aggich mu 3alaich sadgeeni)
 
Sometimes the fat ass chicks in kuwait pave the way for Annoying sons of bitches to hit on them in order to boost their self-esteem and inflate their ego whenever needed it.....I beg you to convince me otherwise.... however I agree ena fee kherfan who are welling to graze on everything even poison Ivy.
 
Wanna know a secret?
The points I've mentioned about A.SOBs were all about one man. My best friend's husband.
 
papillona,

yes it seemed so :(( no one should endure that
 
Sheeeeeeeeeeeebs!
I thought I was the only one who did the car honking thing at the police station! I swear it works like a CHARM! And the look on their faces! Its great turning the tables on them like that, I actually cant drive from laughing so hard!
 
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