Monday, December 11, 2006

From "The mysteries of men…"

By David Zinczenko

Q: Why does a guy say he’ll call and then doesn’t? A: He’s thinking like a jockey at the start of a horse race. He doesn’t want to pull out of the gates too fast. Waiting a few days allows him to set a comfortable pace before he makes a move. Any longer than that probably means he’s pulled himself up and plans on entering another race, another day. <-- TRUE TRUE TRUE

Q: Why does he offer to cook me dinner for a third date? A: He has life skills (to show you he’d make a good mate), he has a clean place (to show you he’d make a good mate), and he has high-thread count sheets (in case you’d like to mate). <--Not very relevant, but i found the answer witty

Q: Why do men clam up during a fight? A: It could mean two things: One, he doesn’t want to say something that will get a turkey roaster thrown at him. Or two, he knows that keeping silent will make you so mad that you’ll want to throw a turkey roaster at him. <--I HATE THIS

Q: What does it mean when he says he’s not ready for a commitment? A: You’re not The One. If you were, he’d be ready for a commitment, even if he wasn’t. <-- CHECK THIS OUT

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Comments:
Hmmm but we knew that already
 
uff 3ugad!!
 
shopaholic,
you're extra smart

miyafushi,
7ada
 
I second Shopa & Miya:
We already know that and "uff 3uqad" but we, women, inmassikh-ha sa3at

Q: Why does a guy say he’ll call and then doesn’t?
A: It's either because he's been really busy and he's willing to call. You only have to be patient and not obsess about it. If he doesn't call at all it means: (ma 3inda kilma).

Q:Why does he offer to cook me dinner for a third date?
A: To impress you!

Q:Why do men clam up during a fight?
A: It could mean two things

1. If he's wrong: keeping silent will piss you off and there's a huge chance you'll screw things up by saying something very stupid which you will regret and THAT, my friend, will make you even.

2. He expects you to read his mind: he's not in the mood for a fight and he's probably in a bad mood because Italy lost. (shay chithi)

Q: What does it mean when he says he’s not ready for a commitment?
You’re not The One. If you were, he’d be ready for a commitment, even if he wasn’t.
<- I totally agree.

Sheba, you're missed
 
papi,
thank you hon :)
 
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