Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Sex and the City

My 8 yr old nephew walked in on me in the sex scene where the camera was zoomed on a guy's ass and there was a lot of moaning AND THE DAMNED REMOTE WOULDN'T PAUSE!
After having suffered that trauma, and after making sure that nephew is not scarred for life, i went back to watching and here is my verdict:

1. The Viviene Westwood dress is to die for!
2. How could Carrie jump into a marriage proposal that was such a non-event!
3. Stupid for selling her apartment.
4. The honeymoon destination looked boring-- no matter how much in love you are.
5. Although i hate her for it, Miranda's comment is not to blame, BIG is an unworthy asswhole(AW) for having cold feet, AFTER ALL THIS TIME!
6. Proof that Big is a big AW: He could've come by her apartment looking for her if he really wanted to make ammends!
7. Big is the male version of Samantha, he only loves himself.
8. Whats wrong with a wedding, and a beautiful dress? Why did Carrie let go of the wedding she wanted, it was her 1st, and his 3rd.

Prediction: Carrie will be miserable, as Big will tell her in a few years that he's moving to another city, and in the airport he'll tell her that he's not sure he loves her. She moves with him. She blames herself for HIS feelings, they move back to NYC, adopt a child, he starts cheating on her, she'll find out and deny it. She will be miserable but never ask for a divorce.

Note: the above has all happened to someone i know, and my advise if you're waiting for Big, you're better of with Samantha's Smith.

Note 2: Gulf Bigs are happiest marrying a kanafa wife.

Your analysis is absolutely spot on, dead on target. I was always more of a Charlotte anyway I guess (how cliched of me ;p)

I found the movie quite annoying. I was relieved when it was over. Nerveznee!

And the VW dress was amazing (even with the green feather). But the elegant Carolina Herrera and Oscar de la Renta were my favorites by far.

Yabeelna some fig jam time ASAP Sheboona :*
P.S. I love your old posts
ms. baker,

Your comments are like waking up to a blue sky in June!

Yes, i wanted to se if you were free yesterday for some of that deadly combo of fig jam & creamy halloum. Lets not miss it this weekend if you're free?
thank you :-*

i miss them too!

I will try to get my lazy a$$ to write (heh can you imagine a writing ass?)
We're sooo there. Call you tomorrow sweetie :*

(the pathetically sad thing about me is that I actually have an imagination that is Beavis and Butthead enough to be able to picture that ass writing in a beautiful Kufi style calligraphic script ;p hehehe
And you are not lazy! Just a phenomenally busy phenomenal woman! :) )
hahaha... eh wallah kenafa wife.. or profita roll (in carrie's case)

how r u? hope all is well... thinking of bringing back me blog.. whatdya fink?
The movie was banned in all of the GCC countries - dont know about other Arab countries - for the word ((Sex)) in the title

They couldn't translate it of course. And the people would have had a hard time uttering the word (Sex) when buying tickets. Whispering doesn't work here.

Seks wel Madina
I had to stop reading after reading the tip of #2.. you were so close to spoil it for me.. grrr..
ms. baker,
ma7ad phenomenal ghairich :**

I hate how much i miss you! Bring it back if you feel like rekindling the relationship (with blogging).

bo jaij,
the 1st man courrageous enough to comment here, thank you. And seks is funny l.o.l

thd don,
What has dawned on me today!! Believe it or not, you're one of the very few people i miss here! Oh and sorry about the spoiler-- whatchuwaitin for, go watchit!
bojaij its out in lebanon .. though i don't think leb is an arab country
don't bother with "Wanted"

crap film.. whomever was taping that movie to sell it in the black market that night will def be dissapointed by my frequent and rather public commentary...

total waste of time

sorry to divert from the subject hon :p
ياريت بوست كل اسبوع مداد قلمج نشف ؟
والله يرحم ايام القطوة يم المسيد كنتي تكتبين اكثر
شلون البورصة معاج ؟
الموضوع هالايام محاضرة كيف تتلذذ بصلاتك
والله من وراء القصد
somehow i highly doubt that its banned because of the title - if they censor it then the movie is gonna be about 27 minutes long. LOL

I loved it nevertheless

great blog sheba - came across it today bil9udfa - 3ayabni wayid - keep blogging
lama al7een 3indi ZAIN & NMTC (wataniya eisalat) & SGEC (majmoo3at alawraq) :(((((((((((((((((((
thank you 3anooda, & 7ayach Allah!
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